Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative!
How come we choose from just two candidates for president, and over fifty for Miss America?
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, Ican't even get into my own pants!
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothes. If I HAD any loose fitting clothes, I wouldn't have sign up in the first place.
Don't argue with an idiot: people may not be able to tell the difference.
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